Professor Umbridge will not be happy about this.
The rest of us fully intend to enjoy a day full of Harry Potter-themed fun at Nexus Coffee & Creative on Halloween this Saturday.
It all starts bright and early with brunch from 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Expect themed eats and drinks (hello, butterbeer latte), mask-making with Cliff & Susan and perusing Rolling Hills Pottery fall collection of mugs, vases, wands and more.
Saturday night, come back to test your knowledge with a round of HP trivia. Teams can have up to five people and costumes get you bonus points. Signups begin at 6:15 p.m. and the questions start flying at 7 p.m.
Of course, masks are required, just not while you're sipping and eating, and the Nexus team has spread out seating areas to encourage social distancing.
For more information, check out the individual event pages on Nexus Coffee's Facebook.
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